10 ways to make Konan kill u1. Say her hair looks like a bluebird's behind.2. Take her flower away.3. Whisper Pein's cheating on her.4. Pour water on her head.5. Ask if her hair is naturally blue or if she dyes it.6. Tell her that she'd be perfect for a porno movie.7. Kiss Pein passionately right in front of her.8. Secretly take a picture of her naked and post copies all over the lair.9. Give her lingerie for her birthday.10. Bitch slap her and call her a whore.
10 ways to make Zetsu kill u1. Set him on fire.2. Bite the head off a flower right in front of him.3. Rant about how cannibalism is wrong.4. Have a puppy pee on him.5. Ask if he's two toned all the way and then wink.6. Offer to prune him at any time.7. Call him a peeping tom for popping up everywhere.8. Ask if his hair is really grass.9. Spray weedkiller all over his room.10. When he's asleep, drag him outside and bury him up to his neck.
10 ways to make Sasori kill u1. Yell "ART IS A BANG!" right in his ear.2. Say "EEK! A scorpion!" whenever he comes in a room and hit him with a boot.3. Send him fake love emails from Deidara.4. Steal his puppets and blame Zetsu.5. Ask if he's Gaara's twin.6. Put naked pics of Deidara in his bed.7. Ask if he has a wooden crotch.8. Laugh at how short he is.9. Call him a pervert.10. Put termites in his bed.
10 ways to make Tobi kill u1. Force him to watch a scary movie. (your choice)2. Try shooting darts into his eye hole.3. Repeatedly ask if he's either Obito or Madara.4. Call him pumpkin boy.5. Dye his clothes pink.6. Call him a wimpy dork.7. Tell him that Santa put him on his naughty list.8. Kick him in the balls.9. Wear a scary mask, hide in his closet, and pop out when he comes in his room.10. Call him a bad boy.
10 ways to make Deidara kill u1. Call him a flat chested girl.2. Yell "ART SHOULD LAST FOREVER!"3. Tell him his art sucks and Sasori is the superior artist.4. Keep telling him Sasori is dead until he cries.5. Say "I know what you REALLY do with the mouths on your hands".6. Cut off his hair.7. Replace his shampoo with electric blue hair dye.8. Ask if he's related to Ino.9. Stomp on his sculptures and blame Hidan.10. Cry "How could you kill Gaara?!" and slap him.
10 ways to make Itachi kill u1. Sing "Pop goes the weasel" whenever he's around.2. Punch him for being mean to Sasuke.3. Cut off his ponytail.4. Dye his hair lime green.5. Tell everyone that he's going blind because he's an online hentai addict.6. Poke him in the forehead.7. Say that Sasuke could out emo him any day8. Take all of his clothes and replace them with flower printed kimonos.9. Put live worms in his boxer drawer.10. Tie him up and force him to watch Barney.
10 ways to make Kisame kill u1. Call him Mr. Sushi.2. Scream and runaway every time you see him.3. Ask if he's dating Itachi.4. Sing "Under the sea" when he comes in the room.5. Ask if he's gay.6. Feed him Shark fin soup without telling him.7. Blame Tobi if he asks who made it.8. Burn his Sameheda.9. Call him a freak of nature for having two p*****s.10. Put suggestive pictures of Itachi all over his room.
10 ways to make Kakuzu kill u1. Tell him his tentacles are really gross and he should have them removed.2. Take his money and donate it to a really sappy charity.3. When he's asleep, take his arms and legs off of him and tie them on to tree branches.4. Tell him he's ugly.5. Say that he should convert to Jashinism.6. Take his money, spend it all on candy, and give the candy to Tobi.7. Tell him he's gay.8. Accuse him for tentacle rape in front of everyone.9. Set his money on fire.10. Set him on fire.