10 ways to make Pein kill u

1. Put refrigerator magnets on his face.

2. Dye his hair black.

3. Tell him Konan does yuri when he's not around.

4. Spray paint "Tobi wuz here!" in his office.

5. Replace his boxers with a red thong.

6. Ask if Naruto is his son.

7. Tell him his other forms are scary.

8. Yell right in his face that he's no god.

9. Call him a perverted narcissist.

10. Flip him off.