10 ways to make Kakuzu kill u

1. Tell him his tentacles are really gross and he should have them removed.

2. Take his money and donate it to a really sappy charity.

3. When he's asleep, take his arms and legs off of him and tie them on to tree branches.

4. Tell him he's ugly.

5. Say that he should convert to Jashinism.

6. Take his money, spend it all on candy, and give the candy to Tobi.

7. Tell him he's gay.

8. Accuse him for tentacle rape in front of everyone.

9. Set his money on fire.

10. Set him on fire.